THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S ROYAL ARMOR FOR SERVANTS OF THE YIPPY FLUFF TYRANT! Blasted with “YIPPY FLUFF TYRANT! This clingy boss shrieks your ears off, dominates your house & hogs your lap! All hail FLUFFZAR!” across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tough enough to survive 24/7 lap occupation and high-frequency assault, this long-sleeve throne warmer storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as extra as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human heating pad, custom-printed on demand because silence is dead anyway! If these sleeves don’t make people flinch at the sound of their own thoughts, we’ll shriek in hell’s choir until you’re howling—no questions asked! Sleeve the reign. Survive the yip. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought blankets and hearing aids!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean