THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR PORTABLE THRONE FOR FLUFFZAR THE YIPPY TYRANT! Blasted with “YIPPY FLUFF TYRANT! This clingy boss shrieks your ears off, dominates your house & hogs your lap! All hail FLUFFZAR!” across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton so cozy your 5-lb overlord will never leave, this hooded dictatorship hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as dramatic as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every walking throne, custom-printed on demand because personal space is canceled! If this hoodie doesn’t turn every room into a royal court of chaos, we’ll bark the devil deaf until you’re grinning—no questions asked! Hood the tyrant. Worship the fluff. Wear the One Star like the final boss who surrendered the hood!





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean