THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S AN 18x18 PORTABLE EMPIRE FOR THE YIPPY FLUFF TYRANT’S ENDLESS DEMANDS! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty U.S.-printed canvas tough enough to haul treats, brushes, and your shredded dignity, this rolling throne-on-the-go turns every outing into a royal procession that announces a puffball runs your life! Shove toys, outfits, and emergency earplugs inside while the dual-sided rage mark screams “yes I carry a purse for my dog and I’m proud”! Handles long enough to sling like a servant’s yoke after the latest lap takeover! If this tote doesn’t make strangers cover their ears preemptively, we’ll yip at hell’s gates until you’re howling—no questions asked! Load the decrees. Haul the reign. Carry the One Star like the final boss whose boss fits in the front pocket!
Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.