THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE COFFEE MUG—IT’S A CERAMIC ALTAR TO FLUFFZAR THE YIPPY FLUFF TYRANT! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every right-handed sip unleashes pure Pomeranian propaganda) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain beast holds 11oz (or 15oz when the shrieking starts at dawn) of whatever keeps you conscious while 6 lbs of attitude demands breakfast in bed! Perfect for turning every morning into a glowing confession that tiny lungs can produce nuclear decibels! If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers hear phantom barking, we’ll scream the devil hoarse until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Grip the reign. Sip the chaos. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose real boss weighs less than the mug!

Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap