THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK COFFEE MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC CROWN FOR THE YIPPY FLUFF TYRANT THAT RULES YOUR SOUL! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight Pomeranian terror) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain tank holds 11oz (or 15oz when the lap hogging hits overtime) of whatever dark brew fuels your servitude to the loudest 5 lbs on earth! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a shadowy testament that size means nothing when you have opinions and volume! If this black mug doesn’t make people instinctively lower their voice, we’ll bark down hell’s door until you’re howling—no questions asked! Grip the tyrant. Sip the devotion. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose overlord runs the kingdom from your hoodie pocket!
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap