THIS AIN’T JUST A COFFEE MUG—IT’S A WHITE CERAMIC SHRINE TO PITZILLA’S PERSONAL HUMAN SLAVE! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so when you lift it right-handed the entire room gets blinded by pure white-hot block-head worship) this premium dishwasher-safe, U.S.-printed porcelain beast is tough enough to survive drool tsunamis, head-butts at Mach 3, and still hold 11oz (or 15oz if you’re on “survival mode” because the pittie already ate breakfast, lunch, and your will to live) of whatever jet fuel keeps you vertical while 60 lbs of pure love tries to fold you like a lawn chair! Perfect for turning every “nice morning” into a glowing billboard that your dog’s banned-in-17-counties smile owns your soul and you’d tattoo the bite marks if you could! If this white mug doesn’t make strangers whisper “that’s definitely a pit bull household” while your land-shark drools on their shoes, we’ll roundhouse-kick the gates of hell until you’re howling—no questions asked! Grip the slobber. Sip the devotion. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose real boss leaves nose prints on every window!

Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap