THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A ONE-STAR LOVE LETTER TO THE MUSCLE-BOUND MENACE THAT OWNS YOUR SOUL! Slapped with “MUSCLE MANIAC! This drooling tank chews your shoes, defies your rules, snores like a train, and guards your heart with love! ALL HAIL PITZILLA!” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed, U.S.-grown cotton so soft it’s basically bribery for your block-headed wrecking ball, this beast drops in 13 savage colors but looks straight-up murderous in kick-ass black! Perfect for every proud servant of a velvet hippo who knows real love comes with slobber, stitches, and a side of property damage! Sizes S-4XL for every disciple in the Cult of Pitzilla, custom-printed on demand because the planet’s already terrified enough! If this shirt doesn’t make strangers cross the street while your dog wags harder than physics allows, we’ll arm-wrestle Cthulhu until you’re grinning—no questions asked! Rock the drool. Worship the tank. Wear the One Star like the final boss who got adopted by sixty pounds of pure heart and zero chill!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean