THIS AIN’T JUST A COFFEE MUG—IT’S A BLACK CERAMIC LOVE BOMB FOR PITZILLA’S PERSONAL ASSISTANT! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so when you lift it right-handed your velvet hippo’s fan club gets flash-banged with pure block-head pride) this premium dishwasher-safe, U.S.-printed porcelain tank is tough enough to survive tail-whips, zoomie collisions, and still hold 11oz (or 15oz if you’re running on “I need caffeine or the pittie wins” mode) of whatever rocket fuel keeps you upright while 60 lbs of muscle tries to crawl into your lap! Perfect for turning every “good morning” into a proud declaration that your dog’s rap sheet is longer than your credit history and you’d frame every citation! If this mug doesn’t make strangers grin nervously while your wiggling torpedo snorts at their ankles, we’ll body-slam Cerberus himself until you’re howling—no questions asked! Grip the slobber. Sip the love. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose real boss has ears that flap like helicopter blades!

Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap