THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S ONE-STAR WINTER ARMOR FOR THE HUMAN OWNED BY PITZILLA THE DROOLING TANK! Blasted with “MUSCLE MANIAC! This drooling tank chews your shoes, defies your rules, snores like a train, and guards your heart with love! ALL HAIL PITZILLA!” across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight, pigment-dyed, U.S.-grown cotton so stupidly soft and durable it can survive tail-whip bruises and 3 a.m. zoomie collisions, this long-sleeve chaos cloak storms in 13 savage colors and every single one is just as bad-ass as kick-ass black! Perfect for hiding the slobber trails on your arms while your velvet wrecking ball tries to sit on your chest at 40 mph! Sizes S-3XL for every loyal subject in the Cult of Block-Head Love, custom-printed on demand because the planet already cowers enough! If these sleeves don’t make people back away slowly while your pittie wiggles like a malfunctioning torpedo, we’ll body-slam the apocalypse until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Sleeve the slobber. Worship the tank. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought extra layers and zero regrets!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean