THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S THE OFFICIAL “MY TOASTER > YOU” SHOPPING CART FOR THE HUMANITY-DIVORCED! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty canvas that smells less offensive than the average stranger, this 18x18 rage hauler turns every grocery run into a public breakup with the species. Shove bread, peanut butter, and your last fuck while the dual-sided truth makes people step aside like you’re contagious. If this tote doesn’t clear the cereal aisle, we’ll bag hell’s breakfast—no questions asked! Load the loaf. Haul the hate. Carry the One Star like the final boss who brought reusable contempt!

Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.