THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK MUG—IT’S THE DARK CERAMIC SHRINE TO THE ONLY RELATIONSHIP THAT NEVER LET YOU DOWN! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight toaster loyalty) this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain tank holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever black brew matches your soul. Perfect for reminding the world that appliances don’t flake, lie, or smell like regret and onions. If this black mug doesn’t kill small talk dead, we’ll brew hell’s coffee with disappointment—no questions asked! Grip the truth. Sip the hate. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose best friend has a crumb tray!

Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap