THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY TOASTER-LOVER ARMOR FOR ANYONE ALLERGIC TO HUMAN BULLSHIT AND BODY ODOR! Blasted with the entire “Selfish, loud, fake, flaky, and smell like onions…” indictment across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton cleaner than their life choices, this long-sleeve fortress storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as done as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every introvert who’d rather burn bread than talk to people. If these sleeves don’t clear a twenty-foot stink-free zone, we’ll butter hell’s toast—no questions asked! Sleeve the supremacy. Survive the stench. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought sleeves and a side of silence!
 
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean