THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S THE MISANTHROPY HALL-OF-FAME JERSEY FOR EVERYONE WHO CHOSE A TOASTER OVER HUMANS! Blasted with “PEOPLE – Selfish, loud, fake, flaky, and smell like onions and bad decisions. I’d rather talk to my toaster. Fucking Sucks! Would NOT Recommend.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton that smells better than 99% of the population, this black contempt cannon drops in 13 savage colors but pure venom in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every legend who’s done pretending, custom-printed on demand because your toaster never ghosts you. If this shirt doesn’t make strangers cover their pits in shame, we’ll toast hell’s bread until you’re howling—no questions asked! Wear the truth. Burn the onions. Rock the One Star like the final boss who upgraded to appliances!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean