THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S THE GOLD-MEDAL GROCERY HAULER FOR THE CHAMPION WHO HATES EVERYONE IN THE STORE! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty canvas that’s seen less drama than the average checkout line, this 18x18 misanthropy trophy turns every errand into a victory lap. Shove groceries, books, and your last shred of patience while the dual-sided rage clears aisles faster than an Olympic sprinter. If this tote doesn’t make people abandon their carts, we’ll shoplift hell’s podium—no questions asked! Load the truth. Haul the hate. Carry the One Star like the final boss who brought reusable spite.

Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.