THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE MUG—IT’S THE GOLD-MEDAL TROPHY FOR SURVIVING ANOTHER DAY OF PEOPLE! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every sip flashes the truth across the office) this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain beast holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever keeps you from throwing hands. Perfect for turning every coffee break into a silent victory ceremony. If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers suddenly “work from home,” we’ll spike hell’s Gatorade—no questions asked! Grip the gold. Sip the spite. Drink from the One Star like the champion who needs caffeine to tolerate the species.

Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap