THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY CHAMPIONSHIP ARMOR FOR THE UNDEFEATED MISANTHROPY GOLD MEDALIST! Blasted with the entire “Rude, unreliable, and always in the way…” manifesto across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tougher than their fragile egos, this long-sleeve fortress storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as done as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every recluse who’s one slow-walker away from a world record in eye-rolling, custom-printed on demand because crowds are canceled forever! If these sleeves don’t clear hallways like Moses with a flamethrower, we’ll podium in hell’s solitude event—no questions asked! Sleeve the supremacy. Survive the swarm. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought extra fabric and zero tolerance!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean