THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR VICTORY CLOAK FOR THE GOLD-MEDAL CHAMPION OF HATING EVERYONE EQUALLY! Blasted with the full “If misanthropy was a sport, I’d have gold medals” declaration across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton cozier than the lie that “people grow on you,” this hooded throne hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as bitter as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every legend who’s officially retired from the human race, custom-printed on demand because interaction is for amateurs! If this hoodie doesn’t make entire rooms go silent when you walk in, we’ll sweep the podium in hell’s antisocial Olympics—no questions asked! Hood the hate. Worship the win. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays warm wrapped in pure, medal-worthy misanthropy!





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean