THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S A PORTABLE “KEEP BACK 500 FT” SIGN FOR ANYONE HAULING GROCERIES THROUGH DISAPPOINTMENT FACTORY TERRITORY! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty canvas that’s seen less bullshit than the average checkout line, this 18x18 rage carrier turns every errand into a public service announcement. Shove your stuff and your last fuck inside while the dual-sided truth clears aisles faster than a fire drill. If this tote doesn’t make people abandon their carts in shame, we’ll shoplift hell’s silence—no questions asked! Load the truth. Haul the hate. Carry the One Star like the final boss who brought reusable spite!

Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.