THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE MUG—IT’S THE MORNING WAR CRY FOR ANYONE WHO HAS TO FACE DISAPPOINTMENT FACTORIES BEFORE COFFEE! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every sip broadcasts the gospel) this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain beast holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever keeps you from committing felonies. Perfect for turning every coffee break into a silent scream. If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers evaporate, we’ll caffeinate hell with tears—no questions asked! Grip the grudge. Sip the spite. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who needs rocket fuel to survive the species!

Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap