THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK MUG—IT’S THE DARK CERAMIC ALTAR TO THE ONLY HONEST REVIEW OF HUMANITY EVER WRITTEN! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight contempt) this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain tank holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever black brew fuels your beautiful hatred. Perfect for reminding the world that dogs never cut in line or post cringe. If this black mug doesn’t kill small talk on contact, we’ll brew hell’s coffee with disappointment—no questions asked! Grip the truth. Sip the hate. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose only friend is bitter and ceramic!

Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap