THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY ANTI-CRINGE ARMOR FOR ANYONE SICK OF SHARING A PLANET WITH DISAPPOINTMENT FACTORIES! Blasted with the entire “Breathing my air, posting cringe…” manifesto across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tougher than their feelings, this long-sleeve fortress storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as done as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every introvert who’s one line-cutter from going full hermit, custom-printed on demand because earplugs are sold out forever! If these sleeves don’t clear a ten-foot “do not disturb” bubble, we’ll soundproof hell—no questions asked! Sleeve the hate. Survive the noise. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought extra fabric and zero tolerance!
 
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean