THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S THE OFFICIAL ANTHEM FOR EVERYONE WHO’S OFFICIALLY OVER THE HUMAN OPERATING SYSTEM! Blasted with “PEOPLE – Breathing my air, posting cringe, cutting in line, existing too loud. Every one of you is a walking disappointment factory. Fucking Sucks! Would NOT Recommend.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton softer than their nonexistent self-awareness, this black hate missile drops in 13 savage colors but pure venom in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every fed-up legend who’s one loud chewer away from a felony, custom-printed on demand because therapy is just more people! If this shirt doesn’t make strangers suddenly shut the fuck up, we’ll oxygen-tax hell itself—no questions asked! Wear the truth. Burn the timeline. Rock the One Star like the final boss who ghosted the entire species!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean