THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S THE CANINE-APPROVED HAULER THAT TELLS 99.9% OF PEOPLE TO FUCK OFF! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty canvas that smells better than most humans, this 18x18 rage carrier turns every errand into a public service announcement for dogs only. Shove treats, poop bags, and your last fuck while the dual-sided truth makes meat sacks step aside. If this tote doesn’t get your dog extra pets from strangers, we’ll treat-train hell—no questions asked! Load the love. Haul the hate. Carry the One Star like the final boss who brought kibble and contempt!

Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.