THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S THE OFFICIAL “PETS > PEOPLE” HAULER THAT CLEARS AISLES FASTER THAN A CAT ON A ROOMBA! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty canvas that’s seen less drama than a sleeping kitten, this 18x18 peace carrier turns every errand into a public declaration of allegiance to fur and silence. Shove treats, toys, and zero patience for humans while the dual-sided truth makes complainers go mute. If this tote doesn’t get your groceries scanned in record time, we’ll adopt hell’s strays—no questions asked! Load the love. Haul the hate. Carry the One Star like the final boss who brought reusable quiet!

Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.