THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE MUG—IT’S THE MORNING REMINDER THAT 99.9% OF PEOPLE BELONG ON YOUR ASS AND DOGS BELONG IN YOUR LAP! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every sip flashes the gospel) this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain beast holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever keeps you from biting humans. Perfect for coffee with your real soulmate. If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers disappear while your dog gets zoomies, we’ll caffeinate hell with kibble—no questions asked! Grip the truth. Sip the spite. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who needs caffeine and zero meat sacks!

Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap