THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK MUG—IT’S THE DARK CERAMIC ALTAR TO THE 0.1% THAT ACTUALLY DESERVE LOVE! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight dog supremacy) this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain tank holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever black brew matches your soul. Perfect for reminding the world that dogs never ruined anything they touched. If this black mug doesn’t kill human conversation on contact, we’ll brew hell’s coffee with tail wags—no questions asked! Grip the loyalty. Sip the hate. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose pack has four paws and zero drama!

Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap