THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR DOG-LOVER BUNKER FOR EVERYONE WHO PICKED THE 0.1% AND NEVER LOOKED BACK! Blasted with the full “The other 0.1% are dogs” declaration across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton cozier than any human ever deserved, this hooded sanctuary hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as loyal as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every misanthrope who wants to stay warm while humanity ruins itself. If this hoodie doesn’t make strangers get ignored while dogs get belly rubs, we’ll walk hell on a leash—no questions asked! Hood the hate. Worship the woof. Wear the One Star like the final boss wrapped in pure, tail-wagging superiority!





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean