THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S THE OFFICIAL “99.9% OF PEOPLE CAN SIT ON MY ENTIRE ASS” MANIFESTO! Blasted with “PEOPLE – On my entire ass! Nosy, needy, narcissistic meat sacks who ruin everything they touch. The other 0.1% are dogs. Fucking Sucks! Would NOT Recommend.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton softer than their feelings ever were, this black warhead drops in 13 savage colors but pure venom in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every dog-parent who’s done with the species, custom-printed on demand because dogs don’t need therapy. If this shirt doesn’t make humans back the fuck up while pups get pets, we’ll leash hell itself—no questions asked! Wear the truth. Pet the 0.1%. Rock the One Star like the final boss who chose paws over people!
 
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean