THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY “KEEP YOUR MEAT SACK AWAY” ARMOR FOR DOG PEOPLE ONLY! Blasted with the entire “On my entire ass! Nosy, needy, narcissistic…” takedown across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tougher than human egos, this long-sleeve fortress storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as done as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every good boy/girl owner who’d trade the other 99.9% for one more treat. If these sleeves don’t clear a dog-park-sized bubble around you, we’ll fetch hell’s frisbee—no questions asked! Sleeve the supremacy. Survive the meat sacks. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought sleeves and a leash!
 
 
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean