THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE MUG—IT’S THE MORNING MANTRA FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS COFFEE WITH A SIDE OF SILENCE, NOT SMALL TALK! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every sip broadcasts pet supremacy) this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain beast holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever keeps you from biting loud chewers. Perfect for starting the day with zero human interaction. If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers vanish, we’ll caffeinate hell with catnip—no questions asked! Grip the peace. Sip the silence. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who needs caffeine and zero complaints!

Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap