THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK MUG—IT’S THE DARK CERAMIC OATH TO ANIMALS AND ACTUAL PEACE OVER PEOPLE! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight pet loyalty) this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain tank holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever black brew matches your soul. Perfect for reminding the world that cats don’t complain and dogs don’t walk slow. If this black mug doesn’t murder morning chit-chat, we’ll brew hell’s coffee with purrs—no questions asked! Grip the loyalty. Sip the quiet. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose pack never talks back!

Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap