THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR ANIMAL KINGDOM BUNKER FOR EVERYONE OFFICIALLY DIVORCED FROM HUMAN NOISE! Blasted with the full “Give me dogs, cats, or literal silence any day” declaration across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton cozier than a dog pile on a cold night, this hooded paradise hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as peaceful as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every pet parent who wants to stay warm while humanity complains itself hoarse. If this hoodie doesn’t make slow walkers speed up out of shame, we’ll howl at hell’s moon—no questions asked! Hood the harmony. Worship the whiskers. Wear the One Star like the final boss wrapped in pure, complaint-free bliss!





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean