THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S THE OFFICIAL PET-LOVER PASSPORT TO A HUMAN-FREE EXISTENCE! Blasted with “PEOPLE – Loud chewers, slow walkers, constant complainers. Give me dogs, cats, or literal silence any day. Absolute nightmare. Would NOT Recommend.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton softer than a cat on your chest at 3 a.m., this black sanctuary drops in 13 savage colors but pure peace in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every animal whisperer who’s done with mouth-breathers, custom-printed on demand because pets don’t talk back. If this shirt doesn’t make loud chewers choke on their own saliva, we’ll neuter hell’s noise—no questions asked! Wear the truth. Pet the peace. Rock the One Star like the final boss who chose fur over people!
 
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean