THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S A PORTABLE BILLBOARD SCREAMING THE TRUTH ABOUT PEOPLE WHILE YOU HAUL YOUR SHIT! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty canvas that’s seen less drama than the average human, this 18x18 misanthropy carrier turns every grocery run into a public service announcement! Shove books, groceries, and your last fuck inside while the dual-sided rage clears aisles faster than a fire alarm! If this tote doesn’t make cashiers scan faster out of fear, we’ll bag hell’s population—no questions asked! Load the truth. Haul the hate. Carry the One Star like the final boss who brought reusable spite!

Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.