THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE MUG—IT’S A CERAMIC TRUTH SERUM FOR EVERY MORNING YOU HAVE TO FACE PEOPLE AGAIN! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every sip broadcasts the gospel) this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain beast holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever keeps you from committing crimes against humanity! Perfect for turning coffee breaks into silent judgments! If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers suddenly work remotely, we’ll caffeinate hell’s HR department—no questions asked! Grip the grudge. Sip the spite. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who needs caffeine to tolerate existence!

Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap