THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC SHRINE TO THE ONLY HONEST REVIEW OF PEOPLE EVER WRITTEN! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight misanthropy) this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain tank holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever dark brew fuels your contempt! Perfect for turning every sip into a shadowy reminder that dogs never disappointed anyone! If this black mug doesn’t make small talk die instantly, we’ll brew hell’s coffee with tears—no questions asked! Grip the truth. Sip the hate. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose only friends are ceramic and bitter!

Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap