THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR HUMAN COCOON FOR EVERYONE OFFICIALLY DONE WITH THE ENTIRE POPULATION! Blasted with “PEOPLE – Fucking Sucks! Would NOT Recommend.” across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton cozier than the lie that “people are basically good,” this hooded fortress hits in 13 savage colors and every damn one is as bitter as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every misanthrope who wants to stay warm while the world burns, custom-printed on demand because friends are overrated and family’s worse! If this hoodie doesn’t make crowds part like the Red Sea, we’ll hibernate in hell until the apocalypse—no questions asked! Hood the horror. Worship the hate. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays warm wrapped in pure, people-free bliss!





Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean