THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S THE OFFICIAL UNIFORM FOR EVERYONE WHO FINALLY ADMITTED THE TRUTH ABOUT HUMANS! Blasted with “PEOPLE – Fucking Suck! Would NOT Recommend.” in massive white screaming letters across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton softer than their fragile egos, this black misanthropy bomb drops in 13 savage colors but pure hate in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every introvert who’s done pretending, custom-printed on demand because therapy is just people too! If this shirt doesn’t clear a five-foot radius in any crowd, we’ll shove humanity up Satan’s ass until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Wear the truth. Burn the small talk. Rock the One Star like the final boss who ghosted the entire species!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean