THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE MUG—IT’S THE MORNING WAR CRY FOR EVERY MAHJONG PLAYER WHO WOKE UP STILL SCREAMING “READ THE CARD!” IN THEIR SLEEP! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every right-handed sip flash-bangs the room with pure mahjong trauma) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain beast holds 11oz (or 15oz when the Charleston flashbacks hit overtime) of whatever jet fuel keeps you conscious after last night’s dead hand! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a glowing confession that jokers giveth and jokers taketh your soul. If this white mug doesn’t make your coffee crew whisper “she’s one of them,” we’ll mahjong the devil’s wall until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Grip the tiles. Sip the spite. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who needs caffeine to survive Karen’s stare!
 


Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap