THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC ALTAR TO THE MAHJONG GODS WHO HATE YOU PERSONALLY! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight tile trauma) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain tank holds 11oz (or 15oz when the dead wall curse strikes again) of whatever dark brew fuels survival after another night of “one tile away” agony! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a shadowy testament that the wall is against you and Karen always wins. If this black mug doesn’t make people instinctively cover their tiles, we’ll discard hell’s jokers until you’re howling—no questions asked! Grip the rage. Sip the regret. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose overlord is plastic, cruel, and always one tile away!

Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap