THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY ARMOR FOR THE MAHJONG WARRIOR WHO’S SURVIVED ONE TOO MANY DEAD HANDS AND KAREN’S DEATH STARES! Blasted with your Mahjong rage across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tougher than the wall that always gives you flowers when you need a bam, this long-sleeve apocalypse storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as bitter as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every soul still traumatized by “one tile away” moments, custom-printed on demand because your blood pressure already peaked at “Mahjong!” If these sleeves don’t make the table flinch when you sit down, we’ll discard Satan’s jokers—no questions asked! Sleeve the suffering. Survive the Charleston. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought extra layers and zero mercy!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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$33.77Price
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