THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY CONFESSION FOR EVERYONE STILL SMELLING LIKE LAST NIGHT’S BAD DECISIONS AT 7 A.M.! Blasted with the entire “THE WALK OF SHAME AT 7 A.M.” felony across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton that survived the perfume cloud and the judgmental oxygen-tank stares, this long-sleeve war crime storms in 13 savage colors and every one reeks of stripper and shame as hard as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every limping legend who got pearl-clutched by the early-bird brigade, custom-printed on demand because Febreze can’t fix your life! If these sleeves don’t make Gladys call security, we’ll shuffle through hell’s buffet line until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Sleeve the walk. Survive the stares. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought sleeves and zero excuses!
 
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean