THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING POLAROID OF THE 7 A.M. VEGAS WALK OF SHAME APOCALYPSE! Blasted with “THE WALK OF SHAME AT 7 A.M. THROUGH A CASINO FULL OF JUDGMENTAL SENIORS – Covered in glitter, stripper perfume, and regret, limping past Gladys and her oxygen tank while she clutch her pearls like I just murdered baby Jesus.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton cleaner than my soul at that moment, this black crime scene drops in 13 savage colors but peak trash in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every warrior who staggered through the slot zombies looking like a disco ball exploded on a hooker, custom-printed on demand because dignity clocked out at 4 a.m.! If this shirt doesn’t make seniors clutch their bingo cards in horror, we’ll moonwalk through hell at sunrise until you’re howling—no questions asked! Wear the shame. Own the glitter. Rock the One Star like the final boss who woke up married to regret!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean