THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY MIDDLE-FINGER ARMOR FOR EVERY RESORT FEE HOSTAGE STILL SMELLING LIKE CHEAP PERFUME AND REGRET! Blasted with the entire “RESORT FEES CAN SUCK MY SWEATY ASSCRACK” felony confession across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton that survived the world’s slowest Wi-Fi and recycled hooker air, this long-sleeve war crime storms in 13 savage colors and every one reeks of betrayal as hard as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every victim still getting charged for yesterday’s ice, custom-printed on demand because therapy ain’t included in your “resort experience”! If these sleeves don’t make bellhops back away slowly, we’ll hotbox hell with Caesars’ finest perfume until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Sleeve the scam. Survive the stench. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought extra fabric and zero patience!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean