THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING DECLARATION OF WAR ON EVERY RESORT FEE BLOODSUCKER FROM HERE TO THE STRIP! Blasted with “RESORT FEES CAN SUCK MY SWEATY ASSCRACK – $50 a night to use the Wi-Fi that crawls slower than my drunk uncle and breathe the same recycled hooker perfume as everyone else? Eat my entire taint, Caesars Palace.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton softer than the lie they told you about “amenities,” this black vengeance beast drops in 13 savage colors but peak rage in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every sucker who paid to breathe, custom-printed on demand because your wallet already filed a missing persons report! If this shirt doesn’t make front-desk Karens spontaneously combust, we’ll shove pool towels up Satan’s ass until you’re howling—no questions asked! Wear the robbery. Burn the bill. Rock the One Star like the final boss who brought cash and a can of Fuck-You!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean