THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY ANTIBACTERIAL ARMOR FOR EVERYONE STILL ITCHING FROM THE VEGAS PETRI DISH DUNK TANK! Blasted with the entire “THE POOL IS A GODDAMN PETRI DISH OF HERPES AND REGRET” felony confession across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton that survived floating band-aids and influencer puke waves, this long-sleeve war zone storms in 13 savage colors and every one reeks of regret as hard as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every victim still finding glitter in places glitter should never be, custom-printed on demand because penicillin ain’t included with your daybed! If these sleeves don’t make lifeguards quit on sight, we’ll backstroke through hell’s vomit until you’re howling—no questions asked! Sleeve the soup. Survive the strangers. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought sleeves and a lifetime supply of bleach!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean