THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING HOSTAGE BADGE FOR THE $15 DRUNK-SNAIL MONORAIL MASSACRE! Blasted with “THE MONORAIL THAT COSTS $15 AND MOVES LIKE A DRUNK SNAIL – I can walk the Strip faster than this overpriced choo-choo train full of broke gamblers crying into their $30 cocktails. Fucking Sucks! Would NOT Recommend.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton faster than the goddamn train itself, this black war crime drops in 13 savage colors but peak rage in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every sucker who paid premium to stand in a sweaty tin can, custom-printed on demand because your legs work better than their schedule! If this shirt doesn’t make station attendants hide, we’ll derail Satan’s commute until you’re howling—no questions asked! Wear the crawl. Burn the rails. Rock the One Star like the final boss who brought sneakers and pure contempt!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean