THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY PROTECTION FOR EVERY POOR BASTARD STILL RECOVERING FROM HOOKER STOCKBROKER TRAUMA! Blasted with the entire “HOOKERS WHO QUOTE HOURLY RATES LIKE STOCKBROKERS” market crash across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton that survived the upsell and the walk of shame, this long-sleeve war crime storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as broke as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every victim still waiting for that tax return blowjob, custom-printed on demand because TurboTax doesn’t come with happy endings! If these sleeves don’t make casino floors part like the Red Sea, we’ll hedge-fund hell’s brothel until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Sleeve the scam. Survive the quote. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought sleeves and a prenup!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean