THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING RECEIPT FOR THE HOOKER STOCKBROKER THAT ROBBED MY SOUL AND MY 401K! Blasted with “HOOKERS WHO QUOTE HOURLY RATES LIKE STOCKBROKERS – “It’s $800 for the girlfriend experience.” Bitch, for $800 my girlfriend better materialize, apologize for the last fight, and suck me off while doing my taxes.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton softer than the lie she told me about “no rush,” this black felony drops in 13 savage colors but pure rage in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every john who got quoted like a timeshare, custom-printed on demand because therapy is still cheaper! If this shirt doesn’t make escorts raise their rates out of spite, we’ll short-sell Satan’s soul until you’re howling—no questions asked! Wear the sticker shock. Burn the quote. Rock the One Star like the final boss who just wanted a hug and a W-2!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean