THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR HUMAN BUNKER FOR EVERYONE STILL SMELLING LIKE PISS-SOAKED ZOMBIE DODGEBALL! Blasted with the full “HOMELESS ON THE STRIP? MORE LIKE A FUCKING ZOMBIE OBSTACLE COURSE” takedown across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton cozier than the fantasy that the Strip is “glamorous,” this hooded fallout shelter hits 13 savage colors and every damn one is as rancid as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every soul who dropped five grand just to play real-life Frogger with twitching nightmares, custom-printed on demand because the fountains aren’t the only thing spraying! If this hoodie doesn’t make the meth goblins part like the Red Sea, we’ll steamroll hell’s boulevard at rush hour—no questions asked! Hood the horror. Worship the hate. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays warm wrapped in pure, unwashed apocalypse fury!


 

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean